So, I keep trying to post, honest, but the thing is that Trent won so hard in the comments on Garth’s last post that both he and I have been sort of incapacitated since then. So I am promoting his song out of the comments, and hopefully breaking the spell.

Scroll down and look at the picture of Ruby first!

A SONG ABOUT RUBY, BY TRENT.

The saddest dog I ever did see
Was stuck all in a fence
She had a searching, soulful look
But had not any sense

She only wanted chicken poop
Fresh steaming from the pen
And now she’s on the internets
Betrayed by her friend

Oh dogs, oh dogs, oh do not do
As that dog Ruby tried
For if that fence were lectrical
That dog Ruby had fried

Oh dogs, oh dogs, oh do not do
As that dog Ruby would
Don’t go a-eatin chicken poop
Like it was any good

Oh go on, go on, doggies dear
Don’t eat shit from the fowl
Or you will feel as Ruby feels
Too shame-faced for to howl.