Ruby’s Life is Hard -or- Maybe I Should Turn on the Electric Fence

We pasture our chickens with a combination of a chicken tractor and electric mesh fencing. Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to get a good charge on the fence and, in combination with the dogs being friendly with the chickens and keeping predators down, we don’t turn the electric fence on. It’s just a big mesh pen.

However, in combination with the dogs’ fondness for chicken feed/poo, this can lead to some entertaining antics.

See below.

Ruby's life is extremely hard.

Ruby's life is extremely hard.

I helped her out as soon as I managed to a) stop laughing and b) take a picture.

Poor Ruby.

Update: Famous dog is famous.

7 comments to Ruby’s Life is Hard -or- Maybe I Should Turn on the Electric Fence

  • Oh no. Poor Ruby, indeed. I love the look on her face – sort of “stop standing there and do something, idiot.”

  • Trent

    This is screamingly funny. It’s that she doesn’t look distressed, but betrayed. Poor sensitive doggie!

  • Trent

    The saddest dog I ever did see
    Was stuck all in a fence
    She had a searching, soulful look
    But had not any sense

    She only wanted chicken poop
    Fresh steaming from the pen
    And now she’s on the internets
    Betrayed by her friend

    Oh dogs, oh dogs, oh do not do
    As that dog Ruby tried
    For if that fence were lectrical
    That dog Ruby had fried

    Oh dogs, oh dogs, oh do not do
    As that dog Ruby would
    Don’t go a-eatin chicken poop
    Like it was any good

    Oh go on, go on, doggies dear
    Don’t eat shit from the fowl
    Or you will feel as Ruby feels
    Too shame-faced for to howl.

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  • SJ

    OMG mondo roffles. Poor Ruby.

  • [...] Lauren’s dog is, in general, an amazing animal possessed of a tremendous amount of mothering instincts. Seriously. I’d sooner trust her with a newborn than an electric mesh fence. She has been a tremendous asset in identifying and locating escaped chicks this year. She’ll hear a distress peep long before we do and zero in on the poor little peeper in the way that only a critter with ears that big can do. Good girl. [...]

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